Serial Seducer

I have found my twin ego – platonic soulmate - in New York City. He’s a self-proclaimed serial seducer who has just outed himself on national TV. Despite the anti-romance subversion of his message, his fifteen minutes of fame will guarantee a doubling of his current notch count. His steely-eyed pursuit of the pussy earns him my respect.
“Either [...]

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You Write Like A Girl

Why does girls’ handwriting look so… girlish? If one hundred anonymous handwritten essays from a college class were placed in front of me I could correctly deduce the author’s sex at least 80% of the time. I bet I could even pick out the lesbians.
I used to think that a biological basis for sex-specific handwriting was one of those theories I [...]

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Bad Date

How a man and woman describe the same bad date.
Man
she kept talking about herself… she talked about the most boring shit… when she blabbed about her ex i tried to change the subject… her left tit was smaller… her breath stank… her ass was kinda flat… i put my arm around her waist to check for rolls and she’s [...]

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Website Find Of The Week

Ow, my balls!

Why are guys getting punched in the sack so much funnier than girls getting hit in the vagina?
Hidden psyche answer:
Because by nature, men are expendable.
PS: Here are a couple more nad shots I found artistically elevated:
God Vs Satan

2 Balls 1 Foot

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Freedom

It has been three years since I last played a video game for any length of time. Yes, I include Solitaire in this. I have never played or even seen World of Warcraft.
I built my home computer from the ground up to prove to myself I could do it, but when it is time to upgrade I [...]

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Compliance

Spend any amount of time in the company of naturals and you’ll notice something they all have in common is how, without much forethought, they have women do things for them.
“Here, take my hand.”
“Follow me.”
“Be a cool girl and buy me a beer.”
“Hold onto my scarf, I want to show you something.” 
Pickup artists have a name for this type [...]

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Lying For Sex

Getting laid is so critical to a man’s well-being that if he needs to lie to get it I’m not morally scandalized. I liken it to the unemployed man who has to steal bread in order to feed his starving family. The sexless man would be negligent not to avail himself of the shadier moral choices to [...]

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Mystery

Why do some men use the toilet to piss, splashing droplets of urine all over the seat, when there are two perfectly good, AVAILABLE, urinals nearby?
You suck, toilet pissers.

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The Best Reason to Leave Your Comfort Zone

It slows down time.
[W]arping of time apparently does not result from the brain speeding up from adrenaline when in danger. Instead, this feeling seems to be an illusion, scientists now find.
We feel time moving slower when we are in danger or experiencing novel stimuli because of a trick played by the brain’s memory centers.
Instead, such [...]

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Sweetness

Sweetness is defined as robbing a girl of the satisfaction of walking away from a failing relationship with the upper hand. It means stealing her thunder when she wants to be the dumper. There are two ways to do this, and both require presence of mind to accurately assess when she is about to pull the [...]

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