Comments on: Girls Like Squeezable Things

By: just a thought

just a thought — Wed, 04 Jun 2008 07:09:02 +0000

I don’t even how i stumbled on this site to tell you the truth, but its amaing how over analytical you are in getting laid….silly putty, mr. potatoe head? what? are you serious?

By: Trey

Trey — Sun, 11 May 2008 18:56:40 +0000

The most amusing part is that the red ball in the picture isn’t sitting on a table, a desk or even a chair– it’s on a Remo drumhead. Interesting choice of furniture, Roissy/Roosh.

By: johnny five

johnny five — Sun, 11 May 2008 05:37:44 +0000

awesome, i can gain four hundred pounds and the chix will want to squeeze me until i’ve been squozen half to death!

off to outback for some chili cheese fries followed by cold stone for a ‘gotta have it’.
oh yeah

By: paperdreamer

paperdreamer — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:59:10 +0000

Okay so a mousepad-like thing at least induces more “eh…?” than “wtf” but carrying boob prostheses is just sad. Even if it works.

By: mr. mike

mr. mike — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:26:05 +0000

i just realised that i used to have one of those wrist rests that was clear (like the kind you some times see attached to a mousepad)
it did resemble an implant

now if only i can find it

By: paperdreamer

paperdreamer — Sat, 10 May 2008 14:36:35 +0000

Silicone implant? Why would you have that on you? Ever?

By: paully

paully — Sat, 10 May 2008 05:34:05 +0000

I had a friend who somehow commandeered an ovenmit from behind a bar one night and used it as a prop all night. it was a huge hit. Ovid the Ovenmit was an instant chick magnet. Somehow grabbing a girls ass and boobs and apologizing for your ovenmit’s behavior is funny and charming. anything’s possible.

By: termagent

termagent — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:04:59 +0000

LOL “exited”?

By: termagent

termagent — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:04:30 +0000

Sure it’s fun to squeeze, but unless I’m squeezing your balls, don’t get overly exited.

By: Jay Gatsby

Jay Gatsby — Sat, 10 May 2008 01:53:57 +0000

I’m surprised no one has suggested a Silly Putty egg or a Mr. Potatohead. The whole point is to choose something that will evoke a positive memory of childhood, and associate that memory with you. Such a memorable prop will definitely set you apart from all the random guys women meet all night long in D.C. bars.