Reader Mailbag: Drunk Iambic Pentameter Edition

I was inspired by Roosh’s “Poetry Girl” posts, so I will be answering this edition of reader mailbag in iambic pentameter. I was buzzed when I wrote this.
Email #1
Hey Roissy,
Is it wise to # close more than one woman in the same venue? There are 2 fields of thought here: the most common one being [...]

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Arnie

Lex was a ruggedly handsome man, mid-40s, and in shape from near daily yoga and martial arts classes. He was fidgety and frenetically hyperverbal and rarely came up for breath once he got rolling on a story drawn from his illustrious past and present lifestyle. And what stories! He ran a business in the recreation [...]

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Easy Living Fueling Left-Wing Extremism, U.S. Says

MIAMI (Reuters) – Left-wing extremists in the United States are gaining new recruits by exploiting the ennui resulting from 60 years of prosperity and decadence, the Department of Homeland Security warned in a report to law enforcement officials.
The April 7 report, which Reuters and other news media obtained on Tuesday, said such fears were driving a [...]

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Relationship Game: Tender Lovemaking Edition

I’ve been getting a lot of emails recently from readers who want to know how to square game with relationships. As has been discussed here before, game never ends. It is refined to suit the circumstances. In the beginning stages, your game portfolio is heavy on attraction and excitement stocks. Later, it diversifies into comfort [...]

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Getting Rusty

Whether because of laziness, preoccupation with job and hobbies, or falling into a steady, comfortable pattern with a girlfriend, time away from the game will kill your game faster than cumulative rejections, self-limiting beliefs, or hanging with a beta crowd. It’s like high blood pressure, the silent killer. You don’t even realize your game is [...]

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Best Photo of 2009

Yeah, we’ve got nine more months in 2009, but this photo will not be beat.

Can’t fault the polar bear. He knows a delicious blubbery buffet when he sees it.

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Best New Song Of 2009

McDonald’s stock is up 8.1% since 3/1/09.

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Great Scenes Of Game In The Movies

In the last “Great Scenes” post I showcased the game run by Paul Newman’s character in the movie Hud. This time, it’s another classic move, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, where super alpha Pee Wee seduces the shit out of Dottie.

My comments below are in bold. How do you handle it when a girl [...]

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How To Sell Yourself To Girls

Lie to me, I promise I’ll believe…
I had a friend who was a stockbroker. He was good at his craft. When anyone asked him his secret to success, he always said “How do I kill in this business? Practice. In college, I had to sell myself to the girls!”
There are very few jobs or hobbies that, [...]

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The Worst (Or Best) Rejections I Ever Got

Culled from a lifetime of pussy hounding (and from what I can remember):
“Why would you even bother?”
“Seriously?”
[Looks at me with a blank stare, saying nothing.]
“Tch!” [Rolls eyes and turns her back.]
“Ok, I’m gonna stop you right there. See, I just saved us both time.”
“Oh my god, not again.”
“It would be better if you talked to her [...]

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