May 2009 Beta Of The Month

The April 2009 BOTM contest was a runaway. Mr. “Don’t Judge an Alpha by His Cover” won with his stirring video loveletter to an ex. Has there been a more repugnant — or cheesier — case of oneitis? Congratulations to reader Ben for that submission.
And now, the reader submitted nominees for the May 2009 Beta [...]

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Stripper Pickup Attempt

This is the story of the time I attempted to pick up a stripper while she was working her shift at the nightclub JP’s in DC. I failed at this attempt. As you read my story, try to figure out where it went wrong.
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I showed up with two buddies. We went to the upper floor where [...]

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Overqualifying Yourself To Girls

When you start getting good with women — that is, when you begin noticing their eyes light up when you talk rather than their eyes avert looking for the nearest exit – your biggest obstacle (besides logistics) won’t be your lack of game; it will be too much of your game. It is very easy to overqualify [...]

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How To Prey On Women’s Insecurities

Women are not special little snowflakes in either the vaginas they possess or the insecurities which burden them. Women mostly share the same self-doubts: “I’m fat”, “I’m past my prime”, “He doesn’t appreciate me for my mind”, “He’s going to use me”, “OMG cankles!”, “My boobs are small/saggy/veiny/covered by an acre of areola”, “I hope [...]

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Reader Mailbag: Sexual Dystopia Edition

Email #1
Roissy,
1. I find your comments on recent social/demographic changes (alphas and women rising, the return of quasi-polygamy) fascinating, as well as your additional theory that male birth control and sex robots will mitigate that trend.  [This] link supports your theory.
2. I sent you a very long email a while ago asking whether I should [...]

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Self-Defeating “Romantic” Lines You Should Never Say

There are times when we men can’t help but gush our feelings of love for our woman. It’s Ok. Passionately pouring out your heart is not inherently un-alpha. But there is a right way and a wrong way to do it. For instance, right ways:
“I love you more than you will ever know.”
“I thought about [...]

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Be A Skittles Man

Reader Fabian linked to a funny entry on the ‘Don’t Date Him Girl’ blog:
He had several “lady friends” who stayed the night at his house and he claimed they were “Just friends”. He frequently forgot important details about me, such as the fact that I had a sister, my birthday and what sorts of hobbies [...]

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Creepy Children

I was in a western town in Maryland, hoping to see some real live rednecks and working class porch sitters, when I came across this instead:

These girls, who looked around 10 to 12 years old, were laying motionless in a display window like mannequins for a new store that was preparing for its grand opening — [...]

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Comment Policy

Reader sestamibi wrote:
Roissy, I’ve been a follower of your blog for two years now.  I agree with almost all of your positions (double-entendre alert) and apparently so do many other new followers. 
While your popularity is admirable, posts that garner 600-1000 comments are a bit difficult to navigate, especially when many of those comments are juvenile [...]

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Pimp Slap Of The Day

It’s no coincidence that marriage became the shit institution it is today at about the same time weddings turned into ostentatious displays of whorish overconsumption.

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