Posted in Beta, Guy Rules, Status Is King, Tool Time on July 17, 2008 | 72 Comments »
The utopian libertarian economist who would throw open the borders for the experience of an authentic chalupa once again summoned the Krakon by posting a comment from my site without proper attribution. I understand in the hothouse nerddom of internet protocol this is considered a major breach of etiquette, so I feel it is my duty… [...]
Posted in Beta, Dating, The DC Life, Tool Time on July 2, 2008 | 33 Comments »
Daytime dates are risky. Besides the sex-killing sobriety, a girl can learn a lot more about you when the sun is up and you’re outside strolling around for hours revealing more of yourself than you would be inclined to at night in a dimly-lit lounge with music to distract her.
An actual Bhutanese man so secure [...]
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Biomechanics is God, Guy Rules, Tool Time on June 12, 2008 | 105 Comments »
A reader sent me this pic of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and wondered if it showed that Cruise is secretly a nancyboy beta:
signaling the mothership.
The average man could not get away with this obsequious lean-in. If the average man did this with his girlfriend in public men looking on would cringe and women would [...]
Posted in Beta, The Id Monster on June 5, 2008 | 120 Comments »
When I was a naive, idealistic lad first sprouting peach fuzz on my gagoots I used to fantasize about the girls I had crushes on. Strolling arm in arm on the beach, naming constellations while lying on the warm summer grass under a starry sky, saving her from a mugger and returning her stolen purse [...]
Posted in Beta, Funny/Lolblogs on May 28, 2008 | 84 Comments »
In the last installment of visualizing beta, I ridiculed discussed in an even tone the photo of a lesser beta who wasn’t comfortable enough to drape his arm like a normal human male across the shoulders of an attractive girl. His tragic case was an obvious one. Virginal nerds, like fat chicks, can be spotted from [...]
Posted in Beta, Culture, Marriage Is For Chumps on May 7, 2008 | 140 Comments »
One of the telltale signs of the escalating emasculation of mainstream American culture has been the trend of wives keeping their maiden names, either in whole or in ridiculous hyphenation. And then selfishly passing on this matronymic abomination to their children. Men relinquish so much autonomy and prerogative to pursue their natural male desires when they get married [...]
Posted in Beta on May 5, 2008 | 26 Comments »
Philosophically I’m very anti-PDA even though because of my higher than average sexual energy it’s hard for me to keep my paws off a girl I like, no matter how public or family-oriented the venue. I like to squeeze, knead, and fondle, and sometimes I don’t have the patience to wait until we get home.
If [...]
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Culture, Current Events, Misandry on April 10, 2008 | 102 Comments »
Several readers emailed me a link to this Camille Paglia article about Hillary Clinton surrounding herself with beta males and how this may be hurting her campaign.
First, a reader wrote to Paglia:
I would like to get your feedback on the subject of those who end up in Hillary’s orbit. Can you conceive of a strong, [...]
Posted in Beta, Marriage Is For Chumps on April 9, 2008 | 130 Comments »
This is a public service announcement.
End alimony and no-fault divorce.
If women were forced to deal with the financial consequences of failed marriages with high risk cads they would be more discerning about choosing provider betas for husbands. If women did not have the option to unilaterally walk away from a marriage no questions asked, then [...]
Posted in Alpha, Beta, Escape, Self-aggrandizement, The Pleasure Principle on April 8, 2008 | 101 Comments »
I don’t think people realize just how much condoms and the pill have altered human sexual behavior. To prove this, let’s examine the sexual history of the average alpha male with a healthy sex drive:
10 partners per year.
approximately 1.5 copulations per day for ~545 copulations per year.
about 55 copulations per partner.
Now of course none of this matters in [...]
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