Posted in Closing the Deal, Girls, Hitting The Wall on July 3, 2008 | 173 Comments »
I had a date with a 29 year old.
Remember that number: 29.
She texted me 15 minutes before the date to say she’ll be late, so I arrived even later than my usual 10 minutes late. When I walked in the bar, she was making an obvious show of enjoying the flirtatious attentions of two men sitting on [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal, Game on June 26, 2008 | 40 Comments »
Here are some of the transparent excuses I tell a girl at the end of the night to get her back to Chateau Roissy for a little of the ol’ flogging, branding, and penis-whipping:
“Hey, I just got my black and white photographs framed. Unlike so many people, I know you’re able to appreciate art, so [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal on April 23, 2008 | 47 Comments »
Things I “accidentally” leave lying around and conspicuously displayed when she comes back to my place:
A photo of me and a hot ex.
You know the golden rule: Girls love guys who are loved by other girls. Be careful with this ploy, you’ll need total plausible deniability. If she suspects that you intentionally left an ex photo in full [...]
Posted in Alpha, Closing the Deal, Guy Rules, Self-aggrandizement on March 26, 2008 | 103 Comments »
What is challenging for one man may not be so difficult for another. A virgin might think that getting his first lay is the pinnacle of achievement, but to a singer in an indie band with excellent emoting skills getting laid is an afterthought. There are some challenges however that are difficult to accomplish for [...]
Posted in Beta, Closing the Deal, Guy Rules on February 26, 2008 | 160 Comments »
This past weekend at Black Cat I attempted a number close at the end of the night when the staff was flipping the lights on and off to signal closing time. Acting quickly before a gang of dangerous hipsters in white Hanes t-shirts and superbly chiseled body fat hustled me out I moved to wrap [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal, Escape, Foreign Girls, The DC Life on January 13, 2008 | 22 Comments »
It was a late night at a new grimy club in the too-cool-for-school section of DC. I was chatting up an OK-looking chick made cuter by her sexy accent, youth, perfectly round ass, and the strong possibility of pulling a same night lay. But not a girl I’d consider long-term material.
An hour later I made the [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal, Ugly Truths on January 9, 2008 | 48 Comments »
It’s often the man who gets blamed for bad sex.
He came too fast.
He didn’t make me come.
He forgot about foreplay.
He wouldn’t go down on me.
In and out, roll off. That was it.
He never kisses me during sex.
All he knew was one position — doggy style.
Women can be bad lays too, but when it’s the man’s fault there are [...]
Posted in Beta, Closing the Deal, Dating, Game, Girls on November 14, 2007 | 57 Comments »
A big mistake guys make when they start dating a girl they really like — the “one” — is neglecting to continue going out and getting fresh leads. I used to do this, so I know the mental processes that go through a guy’s head when he’s really into a girl he’s dating. He channels [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal, Escape, Girls on November 12, 2007 | 20 Comments »
The weekend morning after a questionable hook-up I often scramble to find a plausible excuse that will gently cajole the girl out the door without hurting her feelings.
“I’d love to hang with you today but I’ve got to take my car into the shop. Big job… it’ll probably take a few hours.” [my Japanese car has now [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal, Game, Guy Rules on November 9, 2007 | 35 Comments »
VK recently wrote about “bunning up” (”settling down” for you old skool types) before the long cold winter drives the cuties indoors with their Netflix and Jenga slumber parties. And it’s true — guys have a window of opportunity beween August and Thanksgiving to land a steady girl. For reasons science hasn’t yet figured out, [...]
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