Posted in Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on June 13, 2008 | 62 Comments »
A reader suggested I sell Roissy-inspired T-shirts on my blog through an affiliate program with cafepress. I like it. Here are some ideas my reader had:
My ideas for the T-shirts would include personal favorite quotes from my posts, like these:
Nerd = Fat Woman
Hate is as natural as Love
Status Is Everything
Your sexual market value is overpriced.
Kitten at night, [...]
Posted in Fashion, Funny/Lolblogs on May 17, 2008 | 27 Comments »
There has been a recent springtime flurry of activity for my Halloween-themed post “Best Costume Ever“, so I figured this is a good time to introduce the world to its evil twin, the Worst Costume Ever:
The horror…
Posted in Fashion, Ridiculousness, Tool Time, Vanity on April 17, 2008 | 87 Comments »
Take a look at this “man” (and I use the term loosely):
This twee little turd was photographed at the opening of the new Brooklyn Flea market, written about in this New York Times article. The annoyance level of this picture is a 9 on the Prickter scale. There’s so much hideousness to choose from that you’ll have to [...]
Posted in Fashion, Funny/Lolblogs on October 28, 2007 | 107 Comments »
Related: Worst Costume Ever.
Posted in Alpha, Current Events, Fashion, Globalization, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time, Ugly Truths on August 17, 2007 | 51 Comments »
Forget flying cars and interstellar travel, the next big thing to radically transform society will be sexbots. Japanese girlfriend substitutes, lifelike dolls, porn saturation… all signs are pointing toward a technological coalescence of immense implications for relations between the sexes. It’s a horny new world on the horizon of men having sex with the artificial women of their dreams. Mein [...]
Posted in Fashion, The DC Life on August 14, 2007 | 37 Comments »
To the management of Universal Gear:
What happened to you? There was a time when your store was my one-stop shop for fashion. I found everything I needed there – chic European cut sport jackets, slick jeans that weren’t so trendy they’d be unwearable in six months, form-fitting shirts a step above the plebian crap at J.Crew and [...]
Posted in Fashion, Girls, Globalization, Lolita, The Good Life, Uncategorized on August 7, 2007 | 43 Comments »
An American friend, let’s call him Phil, has discovered the bounties of East European girls. After a lifetime of drama dating compatriots of every known taxonomy, he recently hooked up with a cute Polish chick and, in his words, “there’s no going back”. We had an IM exchange where he explained his revelation:
Phil: she gave me a BJ in the [...]
Posted in Alpha, Fashion, Self-aggrandizement, Tool Time on July 12, 2007 | 10 Comments »
When we were teenagers I remember my brother coming home from dental surgery with a plastic container holding his four extracted wisdom teeth, blood and bits of flesh still clinging to the roots. I thought it was so cool. So did he, if his proud grin was any indication.
I’m having a wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow. I [...]
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