Posted in Girls, Self-aggrandizement, Vanity on July 18, 2008 | 34 Comments »
It’s Friday, it’s a hot and humid summer day, and East Europe is still producing the world’s hottest women, so I’m keeping today’s post light and fluffy.
A “friendly messenger” forwarded me the following ass pics of an anonymous female reader she knows who was so inspired by the positive response to my ”Perfect Ass” post that [...]
Posted in Girls, Lolita, The Pleasure Principle on July 15, 2008 | 105 Comments »
My mistress’ ass is nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her ass red;
If snow be white, why then her ass is dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow in her crack.
I have seen roses damasked, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her ass;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the gas that from her ass reeks.
I love to hear her fart, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she sits, it’s ass on the ground.
And yet, by heaven, I think her ass as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
- Shakespeare on the perfect phatty
roses are red
violets are blue
her ass is the best
one cheek, or two!
- me
It’s not often in this world you bear witness to perfection. I saw the perfect ass. It was like a beacon drawing all men to its splendor. [...]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Guy Rules, Love, Misandry on July 10, 2008 | 195 Comments »
Some of my commenters on the Sixteen Commandments post seemed confused. I thought it would be a good idea to answer their objections.
II, keep her jealous, has to be done with care. Too much flirting with other women might lead her to dump you.
- Glorious Natural Pelt Guy
Obviously you don’t want to blatantly flirt with [...]
Posted in Closing the Deal, Girls, Hitting The Wall on July 3, 2008 | 173 Comments »
I had a date with a 29 year old.
Remember that number: 29.
She texted me 15 minutes before the date to say she’ll be late, so I arrived even later than my usual 10 minutes late. When I walked in the bar, she was making an obvious show of enjoying the flirtatious attentions of two men sitting on [...]
Posted in Dating, Girls, Guy Rules, Tool Time on July 1, 2008 | 159 Comments »
What do you do if you’re being used… and you know it?
An awkward scenario in which to find yourself embroiled is to be dating a girl you like, who also likes you and has made that known, but who is deep into a multi-year relationship with another guy that she has told you about, and [...]
Posted in Girls, The DC Life on June 24, 2008 | 78 Comments »
Unlike the last edition of girlfriend or fling?, this one is at a lower difficulty level. Ignore their Sex And The City impersonation and focus on the interplay and body language of these grown women girls.
The woman on the right is obvious girlfriend material. Let’s count the ways she would make a faithful and low [...]
Posted in Biomechanics is God, Game, Girls, Guy Rules, Inner Beauty on June 19, 2008 | 60 Comments »
I get this occasionally from some girls I date, usually after they have dumped a major shit test on me and I am forced to respond with advanced game:
“Why does everything have to be a test with you?”
I thought about this and reflected on my history with women. It was partly true. With certain girls I’ve [...]
Posted in Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Inner Beauty on June 18, 2008 | 14 Comments »
FYI: “What She’s Really Thinking” will be a regular feature here at Roissy in DC. Content may vary.
Posted in Alpha, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on June 6, 2008 | 42 Comments »
Commenter and blogger Thursday had this to say from yesterday’s post:
Somewhat off topic, but never, ever neg someone with a reference to their weight. Not even a 10. A buddy of mine got kicked out of a club for saying, “Hey, haven’t you put on a pound or two,” to one of the hired guns.
I [...]
Posted in Alpha, Game, Girls, Psy Ops on May 21, 2008 | 62 Comments »
Girls… oh fuck even grown women… constantly test me. DC women are the worst in this department. You’re trying to have a normal human conversation with them and it’s one challenge after another, forever pushing limits and boundaries to see just how alpha you are under pressure. Most men get frustrated and leave to pay a visit [...]
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