I had a date with a 29 year old.
Remember that number: 29.
She texted me 15 minutes before the date to say she’ll be late, so I arrived even later than my usual 10 minutes late. When I walked in the bar, she was making an obvious show of enjoying the flirtatious attentions of two men sitting on [...]
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Any of my male readers who have seen this movie, voluntarily or not, are welcome to leave their observations in the comments. Feel free to use an anon handle if the shame is too great.
I’m curious to know your impressions. Was the movie hysterically anti-male? How many straight men were in the audience? During which scenes [...]
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I went to a speed dating event here in DC with my date and one of her girlfriends. The idea was that we would have some over-the-top fun with it while practicing our flirting skills on a maximum number of targets in a minimum amount of time in order to keep our game sharp. (Lord [...]
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While enjoying a fine late Sunday afternoon breakfast, I overheard portions of a scintillating conversation between the woman and the man sitting in the background of this picture.
To the left is the woman, in her late 30s/early 40s, recounting her lifetime sexual exploits while simultaneously lamenting her failure to “find the right man” and get [...]
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Posted in Hitting The Wall on March 19, 2008 | 52 Comments »
I could have a beer with this guy.
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22 year old = $5K/hr to do unsafe things in bed.
50 year old = couldn’t give it away for free.
This despite the fact his wife is better looking than 99% of 50 year old women.
another hit in the wall…
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I don’t normally feel bad when I have to reject a woman, but this time I did. I had a deaf woman come onto me in writing. She stared at me hard from a few feet away, and I stared back, which in hindsight was a mistake because she didn’t meet my minimum attractiveness threshold. I should have done [...]
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I can draw a precise comparison of the sex appeal in the bedroom between a 32 year old woman and a 21 year old woman because I’ve had the opportunity to sleep with both within two weeks of each other. This means my memory of how they compare is strong. The average guy who has moved onto [...]
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The following are one sentence observations of girls I’ve dated in the past five years sorted by their ages.
19 - Slipped me a pink pill in Club Five and flaked on the third date.
21 - She made a CD mix to play while we ate a home-cooked meal by candlelight — in her husband’s apartment.
23 - Needed zero foreplay.
24 - Smoked pot [...]
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