Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Ugly Truths on June 30, 2008 | 55 Comments »
Kazakh beauty jumps to death in financial district.
Ruslana Korshunova, 20, whose face has graced the cover of French Elle and Russian Vogue, apparently jumped from her ninth-floor apartment in her Water Street building in the Financial District just before 2:30 p.m.
Lots of fat shits dying prematurely.
Conclusions: The estimated number of annual deaths attributable to obesity [...]
Posted in Alpha, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, The Id Monster on June 6, 2008 | 42 Comments »
Commenter and blogger Thursday had this to say from yesterday’s post:
Somewhat off topic, but never, ever neg someone with a reference to their weight. Not even a 10. A buddy of mine got kicked out of a club for saying, “Hey, haven’t you put on a pound or two,” to one of the hired guns.
I [...]
Posted in Culture, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos on March 7, 2008 | 130 Comments »
Reader Joe T. sent me a link to this story (scroll halfway down) about female obesity correlating with lower pay in the workplace. The study’s conclusion — that fat women suffer a wage penalty because of discrimination — is shaky (for instance, fat women may be less productive than their thinner counterparts due to health [...]
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Self-aggrandizement, Ugly Truths on November 7, 2007 | 150 Comments »
There is no doubt the obesity epidemic in the U.S. tilts the dating playing field in favor of those women who manage to keep their figures. The growing bloat of half the female population guarantees that slender women are more in demand than ever, and I believe this is a major contributing factor to the runaway egos [...]
Posted in Hungry Hungry Hippos, Relationships, The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths on October 26, 2007 | 31 Comments »
Anyone who has heard the complaints of married men about their wives’ letting it all go to pot after the first bite of the wedding cake would not be surprised by this study. As if there wasn’t already enough to argue against the raw deal for men that is modern marriage, we now have slovenly fatness to toss [...]
Posted in Escape, Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Vanity on October 2, 2007 | 43 Comments »
I was standing around with Zeets at one of my favorite clubs when I was approached by a girl who immediately chatted me up. I thought, here was an opportunity that doesn’t fall in my lap every day.
Unfortunately, the girl who opened me was fat and pig-faced. And slightly inebriated. Considering her beastliness, I was intrigued in a sort of scientifically curious [...]
Posted in Girls, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Love, Psy Ops, Vanity on September 10, 2007 | 29 Comments »
Your girlfriend, who is thin, asks if you think she looks fat. Among the following responses you could give which is most likely to make her smile and kiss you? Which is most likely to piss her off? Which is most likely to make her more dependent on you (AKA love you)?
The Sarcastic Answer
“Oh yes, you’re huge. [...]
Posted in Culture, Hungry Hungry Hippos, The DC Life on July 26, 2007 | 66 Comments »
I shared space (acreage) on the elevator today with a woman pushing 300 pounds. One of the VPs, a portly middle-aged man with strong body language, got on with us. She exchanged a pleasantry with him and he briefly acknowledged her with a head nod. She began telling him a story about her weekend when the elevator [...]
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