This Will Count Towards Your Final Score

Who would you rather be friends with? An honest asshole or an amiable hypocrite?

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The Sixteen Commandments Of Poon

I. Never say ‘I Love You’ first
Women want to feel like they have to overcome obstacles to win a man’s heart. They crave the challenge of capturing the interest of a man who has other women competing for his attention, and eventually prevailing over his grudging reluctance to award his committed exclusivity. The man who gives his emotional world [...]

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Roissy Portrait

A female fan/secret crush from Canada (she’s cute and funny) who goes by the commenter handle finefantastic painted this portrait of me from a photo I e-mailed her which she had requested:

The painting that shouted love at the heart of the world. I adore it. I look like I’m simultaneously about to assassinate a world leader and [...]

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Girls Who Lie

I was listening to a DC morning talk show and the subject was about local area bars cheating customers by using false pint glasses with thicker bottoms that only hold 14 ounces of beer, and leaving too much head on top. Since this is a major breach of bar patron trust many irate callers offered [...]

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I Only Play Games With Girls Who Deserve It

I get this occasionally from some girls I date, usually after they have dumped a major shit test on me and I am forced to respond with advanced game:
“Why does everything have to be a test with you?”
I thought about this and reflected on my history with women. It was partly true. With certain girls I’ve [...]

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What She’s Really Thinking

FYI: “What She’s Really Thinking” will be a regular feature here at Roissy in DC. Content may vary.

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I’ve Seen The Error Of My Ways

I’m a sensitive man, and some of my reader’s comments expressing their hurt and frustration with my writings have bothered me. After a bit of sorrowful reflection, I decided to turn my back on the anger and evil in my heart and open myself to a deeper understanding and wisdom.
Here is a video response to [...]

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Dumping American Women

A fine writer I would want to sit down with for a few stiff drinks in a shady smoke-filled South Asian bar is Fred Reed. His website is blocked by my company’s firewall as hate speech, so you know he can’t be all that bad. He wrote recently about his trip to Bangkok:
—I got here two nights [...]

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When Men And Women Can Be Friends

Over at Alias Clio, a blog I occasionally read, I posted the following comment on a thread about niceguys and their eternal torment trapped in the LJBF zone:
…no man wants to be a cute girl’s emotional tampon. fulfilling her emotional needs while having his physical needs denied is a one way street to bitterness. women [...]

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Shit Stains After Sex

A reader wrote me asking for advice about a delicate situation. He asked me in private but since I think this is an important issue that all guys should know about (and that the email was probably a joke), I’ve posted it here and removed all identifying information.
yo roissy,
ive been reading your blog for a while [...]

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