Would You Date Her?

I’m not asking if you would do her. She’s a solid 9 in the face and has an arousing fertile figure. If she made herself freely accessible, nearly all men would masturbate in her hole. The majority of those would go back for repeat performances.
But would you date her for longer than a month? Commit to her?……. [...]

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Quoth The Raven

La Femme Artiste who brought the world the critically acclaimed Roissy portrait has completed her second masterwork, “Roissy and the Raven”.
You can view it every day now on my About page. I think it truly captures my persona — a mysterious shadow figure roaming the seedy underbelly of life, cloaked in evil, with my trusted [...]

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Club Girl Clones

We all know how conformist douchebags can be. I saw a phalanx of them yesterday marching for the nearest bar in identical powder blue oxford shirts, khaki shorts, and ken cole sandals. OK, maybe one guy’s blue shirt was a darker blue than the other guy’s.
Girls think that their fashion acumen sets them apart from [...]

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Summer 2008 Ass Challenge

It’s Friday, it’s a hot and humid summer day, and East Europe is still producing the world’s hottest women, so I’m keeping today’s post light and fluffy.
A “friendly messenger” forwarded me the following ass pics of an anonymous female reader she knows who was so inspired by the positive response to my ”Perfect Ass” post that [...]

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Roissy Portrait

A female fan/secret crush from Canada (she’s cute and funny) who goes by the commenter handle finefantastic painted this portrait of me from a photo I e-mailed her which she had requested:

The painting that shouted love at the heart of the world. I adore it. I look like I’m simultaneously about to assassinate a world leader and [...]

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Thought Experiment

ANSWER:
Man (B) is worth more.
Man (A) will get more pussy than his intrinsic worth would suggest.
*******
Which person is worth more?
a. an overweight, balding, dull-witted man who is self-confident.
b. a good-looking, smart, rich man who is insecure.
Now ask yourself, which person will have more success with women?
How far can inner game take you? Is manufactured self-esteem [...]

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T-Shirt Contest

A reader suggested I sell Roissy-inspired T-shirts on my blog through an affiliate program with cafepress. I like it. Here are some ideas my reader had:
 

My ideas for the T-shirts would include personal favorite quotes from my posts, like these:
Nerd = Fat Woman
Hate is as natural as Love
Status Is Everything
Your sexual market value is overpriced.
Kitten at night, [...]

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Stripper Ring Stays

UPDATE
The free version of wordpress won’t let me identify the IP address of the 1 millionth hit, and I added sitemeter a few months after I started this blog so sitemeter’s numbers and wordpress’ numbers don’t match.
Therefore, the Ring of Stripper Power stays with me. I know, sorry to get everyone’s hopes up. There will be [...]

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Milestone

I added a blog stats counter which you can see at the bottom of the right hand column of links. Very soon this blog will reach one million hits, maybe even tomorrow.
Actually, I’m not even sure what a “hit” is technically. It could just be Sara hitting the refresh button one million times. Her love for [...]

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I’m Evil

…according to this post by Tyler Cowen who contributes to the economics blog [REDACTED] and who refuses to link to me out of concern for the tender sensibilities of his readership — evangelical Bible Belt moms and beta academics I presume:
Should I, if only for didactic purposes, ever link to EVIL websites?

If [...]

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